The die has been cast,
And it has come to pass,
An apocalypse is afoot,
Upon friend and foe alike!
This apocalypse shall not speak shyly,
Nor in girlish giggling or flushed whispers of a va-jay-jay,
No, this apocalyse speaks calmly, boldly, solidly without fear or malice or favor. Continue reading
I know nothing about you,
But I do know of you,
Your thoughts are an alien to me,
Your actions all the more beguiling,
I have sought your depth,
In the basest of shallows,
Wanting only your nurturing warmth.
At the expense of your knowledge. Continue reading
Herein is the verdict of the case of the Host Female Vs the “Society”.
In the matter of ascertaining ownership of the vagina,
As a tangible and intellectual property,
And award of right of use and proper acknowledgement!
It was proven that there were attempts made by the “Society” at
Hostile possession of the vagina by a number of “sex advice” columns,
Which were geared at influencing the choice and number of tenant,
To either an animate or inanimate nature! Continue reading