I dont fit in with my friends hip and up to date fashion,
I just wear whats comfy and neat.
I dont stay up to date with the latest gadgets
I own what i can afford.
I dont go to trendy exlcusive clubs
i enjoy my friends companies indoors.
I don’t 2 degrees and a qualification
I’m average with books.
I don’t sleep with the hottest guys/girls in town
i date 2nd rate guys/girls too.
I don’t eat foods with complex names,
I love sane, yummy meals.
I will never be like you,
instead i remain me!